Was there any chance it would be a number other than 69?

Yikes!

OK, I’m impressed. I take it all back. Wow! I mean, if you could see my face right now, it is SO red.

I dunno, the bottom of the Marianas Trench and the butthurt treatment aisle of the local pharmacy? Only pathetic suburbanites can’t parallel park a car. Seriously. Just turn in your license and have your dad drive you around.

I’ve been driving for three hours and have parallel parked twice.

I assume that by “two sticks shoved into the ground” you mean St John’s?

OTOH, those who do not lay women are likely very familiar with handling their johnsons.

Someday you should grow up and see some more of the world.

The New Yorker in me says take the subway or just walk when you are in the city.

I came here to say the same. It’s a basic skill and a good test of whether the operator has the integrated motor and cognitive abilities to handle a vehicle. Plus, people who can’t parallel park are total wussburgers.

Wait a minute, are you saying that it’s possible to put a ship in a ship, thereby permitting one to ship while one is shipping? I must try and grasp this level of of recursive meta.

Congratulations, my car geek / font geek crossover friend!

Funny, my first thought was “where’s the periscope?”

I’m glad to know that the folks in charge are fully prepped to bug out when the stuff hits the air circulator. The rest of us will just have to stay on the ground and deal with it, I guess.

Look, if you are actually moving to Chicago, you don’t even need a fucking car. And if you are moving to some candy-ass suburb, just get some snow tires and save your extra $$ to buy a pair. Sorry if I am repeating something from the other 500 comments already posted.

Do you even lift, bro?

These guys have built such amazing small-run vehicles. It’s too bad their mainstream lines were so weak.

Too bad Toyotas just suck so damn hard.

2015 GTI has it. I don’t care for it, myself. But it’s really a matter of taste.

Umm...like the Eos, which is, you know, a VW.