What is “spray on cheese?”

I love having kids. And I too had drunk a bit of the anti-breeder kool-ade. All of you who are mad because kids cramp your ability to go out drinking or play XBox or hang out and catch chlamydia with a bunch of vapid shits in Bali 5 days a year...whatever. I don’t judge you.

I wish I could say something, but you’ve used all the jokes. Damn it.

Well, at least they’ll be protected by a solid cordon of T-14s.

Thank you.

Saturday, too. And pretty much all the holidays.

I’ll throw your bail if you do.

Wow, that takes me back. I remember when Greene was America’s most pathetic columnist. Not sure he still exists, and not going to search because I’m glad to have mostly forgotten him.

I second that.

Nailed it!

No matter how great it seems on paper, I never buy a new tank in the first year of the new model.

A few minutes in a car is generally OK. Depends on age, location, situation, kid, and the parent.

I’m glad that I am not alone in my perplexed “WTAF?” assessment of the popularity of U2. They’re like the Nickelback of the 80s.

Yeah, true. I just wanted to point out that AMC and its descendants are still here.

Design team misread the brief. “NOT menacing” was the desired look. “NOT menacing.”

That’s the cool way to spell it, Mjollnir.

Of course, there’s always AM General, a vestige of AMC, still around, and makers of a few vehicles that people have heard of.

Pull quote: “The ride lets you feel everything in the road through your ass, but it never punishes said ass.”

This is the greatest car review of all time. And I am so glad someone is building a car, not another cruise missile for the road. I’m not likely to buy one (practical and financial considerations) but I sure look forward to seeing it on the road.

Hmm...do you also know “I know you are but what am I?”