Hedging your bets, I see

Nope. Seeing a motorcycle unexpectedly fly overhead is definitely a distraction, and could easily cause someone to jerk the wheel, brake unexpectedly, take their eyes off the road and drift into the other lane, fail to see a person braking in front of them, etc. So yes, he is endangering people.

- How about.... “It depicts various groups of people embracing a spontaneous moment, in an exploration of what that truly means to live life unbounded, unfiltered and uninhibited.”

Sadly, this has never once been useful.

I’ve been singing the Albania song for years. Glad I’m not he only one.

WAY TO GO, PAUL

Marvel Studios Executive: [frantically greenlights Uncle Drew: Battle of Justice Dawn: Guardians Of The Dark World: The Re-Reckoning Of The League Of Time Soldiers]

4. Everyone is require to create, and regularly use, a twitter account.

The escape goat wasn’t available because you were busy having sex with it

Syrup is better than nutella. You suck

You idiot.

D - Palmer Voorhees, Fr., Elon

Buddy, we all wish you’d just shut up already

If you’re in an airplane, with the entire writing staff, that’s falling from the sky, and you have two parachutes, who do you give the other one to?

Ed: obviously, no one needs to say “not Burneko”

Good lord this was worth it.

Then you gotta wash 50 pounds of pine resin off your hands.

This list is garbage, made by garbage people who work on a garbage web site for a garbage company.

With a bonus Patrick Roy Being A Dickhead Moment™!

That’s great.