Yes. This case is one of the best examples out there of a victim doing everything right in the aftermath of an assault and still getting totally chewed up by the system. She told a friend. She went to the hospital. She got an exam done. The exam documented evidence, including bruising around her throat (Bryant choked…

Watching Anne Hathaway fail to illicit even a small spark during a Between Two Ferns episode demonstrates just what a chore she is... I’m a Joan Didion reader but this sounds horrible.

I do the exact opposite; I stand up as soon as the plane takes off

Scariest movie I’ve seen in a long time. And it’s only 60 seconds long.

Oh no! Not sham endorsements!

You sweet summer child. 

Can we root for them to be so bad that the 1972 Dolphins retroactively have their perfect season stripped so we never have to hear about it again?

All together, Cheers fans:

I’m gonna get exposed to a flyover tonight and be asked to stand for the National Anthem even though I’m just there to watch a football game.

Unbelievably, I had to correct this from “100% TRUMP supporter” to “110% TRUMP supporter.” 

The soccer comments are dickish because Billy has been told the same complaints about his writing over and over and over for years - enough with the ridiculous paragraph-long run-on sentences, the use of fourteen paragraphs to make an incredibly banal point that could have been made in two sentences, the constant…

FIFY

This is Chris Thompson suddenly noticing the low fuel light on his DeadLettersmobile, and pulling into the nearest station.

including a disturbing, months-long courtship of one of his own players

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

He’s gotta fight Landa to prove he’s the best GC hope for MoviStar, and THEN beat the rest of the field. Still has to be considered a favorite given the strength of the team and the climbing suits him in theory.

Piers Morgan is a proper cock but I thought the tea-sip was unsporting.

at which the skaters were each awarded £100 for winning the “Worst Slam” category.

"This is worse than glee."