Ina Garten may be annoying as fuck, but her recipes more than make up for the whimsy. We’ve got a few of her cookbooks, and most dishes will make your mouth cream your jeans.

This is wonderful.

I am also enjoying the internet dunking on your idiot male coworkers.

Other than boxing posts, you should just stop writing.

+1

Cubs: How’s everything going tonight?
Indians: Fine.
Cubs: Your entrees are good?
Indians: Yes, fine, thanks.
Cubs: More water?
Indians: All set, I’d just like to-
Cubs: Refresh your wine?
Indians: No, thank you, but the food is getting col-
Cubs: Care for the dessert menu?
Indians: No, please, let me eat my dinn-
Cubs: More…

Yeah I guess they’re compartmentalized differently. Coming after the 94 lockout (they were in first place when the season ended) this was a complete dagger. As wonderful as the next year was, I don’t think you ever forget the shitty losses. Like, if the Bills ever win a bunch of championships (lol) I don’t think fans…

Instead of “scratching” I think you mean “ripping off viciously and taking some new skin with it.” That one still stings.

The catcher’s reaction is heartbreaking.

This is the worst transformational digital partnership since Starscream and Optimus Prime started their Feline is Devine Etsy shop.

Seeking her lost, weeping child

Actually, Samer, he did not successfully play Dizzy Bat. Bat on the ground, head on the bat, period. Lazy millennials

Hey Tom the bear is gone now. Still gonna keep the garbage inside as a precaution.

+1

Not when you’re trying to install these things within existing city streets (hi, civil engineer here). Material costs may be cheaper (e.g. less miles of pipe/cable) but labor costs skyrocket as you deal with traffic control, maintaining existing services, and avoiding all the other crap that’s already buried…

This is a fantastic point.

Hi Mr. Thompson-

Hey Tom update on the neighborhood bear sitch. He’s been back a few times, knocked the (empty) garbage over again. Neighbor says the bear was chilling in our backyard for ten minutes over the weekend. No video but maybe you can make a MS paint re-enactment. Updates as they occur.

Terrible Writer Continues Writing Terribly

Wild is two syllables. You are a monster and I pray to the gods you never attempt haiku.