A bear tossed my garbage can yesterday and dragged shit all over the yard. So what the fuck, Ley?

Horniest team? The Swiss, you idiot.

Replace “Olympics” with “my first job” and “racewalk” with “reading the Arby’s employee Handbook” and the exact same thing happened to me.

Well god damn.

Aw. I'd say thanks but you didn't specify if I was good or not.

Deadspin was a website and commenting community that introduced me to a kind of humor I didn’t know existed, and I am both better and worse for it. Better to have laughed my ass off for years, at no cost. Worse because I know know the world is full of normies who will never get the joke and will not quite understand…

Now and forever: Get Bent

/dead

jesus fucking christ

Please don’t burn your son. He’ll outgrow the shirt.

Jeez, this is turning into quite a trail of tiers.

Would you get UEFA/Olympics/hockey playoffs with sling?

This is wonderful. +1

Worth the wait!

good one doug

Still /dying

Excuse me Tom, but that’s Deadspin Hall of Fame Barbaro. Please show some respect. And maybe write a poem about him.

Love too make original content

Two in the pink, one in the...ear?

Yes.