I would watch a movie or series of movies about haunted semen ghosts.

“...and ever since that day, no one has laid a finger on my Butterfinger.”

Eh, so they fucked it up. Wada you gonna do?

Any time the singer lets the crowd take over, well that’s the good shit right there.

You’re alright, Jeff.

That excerpt was great, Jeff.

Ok so, my Dad actually went to Brown. He taught us all the delightful little ditty opposing fans used to cheer:

Neat little fact: the “crosse” in “lacrosse” means the stick itself. In other words, lacrosse is French (or bastardized French-Canadian) for “the lacrosse stick.”

Oh yes. +1

Albert. Albert. Oh, Albert. Oh my Albert. Dear sweet Albert. Oh Albert Albert Albert. Oh dear sweet Alberty Albert Albert. Oh my goodness dear sweet Alberty Alberty Albert Alberty Albe*washer dings*

Call On The Ice: [stands]
Call On The Ice: [looks at camera]
Call On The Ice: [clears throat]
Call On The Ice: Carol, if you’re watching... I’m sorry. Please come home.

This is great.

I’d love to make a joke about this, but the statue of limitations has passed.

The test in question. A for effort.

+1

Does Donald do everything right? No. Does Donald do anything right? Just one thing. Donald gives really good butterfly kisses. You know, where you put your eye up to someone else’s eye and bat your eyelashes? That’s a butterfly kiss. It takes a special emotional connection to do properly. You can always tell a faker,…

CB4 is a good movie.

The idea of sovereign immunity and negligence is one I’ve been curious about. Once I was walking by a playground and saw an open sewer manhole, about 12' deep. The cover was just gone. I called the town public works department, who said “oh that’s not our issue, that’s a school district issue, call them.” I called the…

Would you rather have the impeccable manners of a Donald Trump or the infectious charisma of a Martin O’Malley?