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Some of these bands are good, and some are bad, but this is definitely a list of bands. Good job!

Also: the best way to do this, in my humble opinion, is to put regular hot chocolate mix into cold milk and stir your ass off. You get a delightful foamy, crunchy head (if that’s the right word) that you can eat with a spoon.

Putting fake maple syrup in the fridge doesn’t make you a monster, Kevin - simply having it in the first place does.

Quick reminder that I used to have too much free time, and wrote these:

THOSE BASTARDS

No it wasn’t. But Buzz Aldrin’s was.

You ever see Hillary Clinton in the same room at the same time with Martha Stewart? Didn’t think so

Glorious. +1

Worton was charged with two counts of indecent assault and battery on a person age 14 and over, and one count of assault and battery.

And now time for the Super Bowl 50 Fat Guy Report, brought to you by Toblertone™

Still funny.

Come on.

This is great kinja right here.

Sports Final! That’s it. Nice.

Aw. Thanks.

That’s a fantastic description.

Bob Lobel had a great sports show on channel 4 in the mid 90s that would often have Bob Ryan and (ugh) Dan Shaughnessy on as a guests. Once they were talking about ... I don’t know, some Boston sports bullshit. Ryan just gets the most exasperated look on his face and says “Screw the fans. That’s what they’re doing.…

Doug this was a great joke.