That stupid Romper Room wench never once said my name when she was doing the whole “let’s see who’s watching” bit. I was there. I am here. I EXIST DAMMIT

Ah, the good old days.

I will miss the way you never really liked anything, and used too many words to say so.

In dog-related news, PETA is coming down hard on Gronkowski for signing autographs with his shar pei.

1. I thought you were dead. Glad to see I was wrong.

Please don’t walk away. Let’s sit here together and hold hands and figure this thing out.

GAAAAAAA

Let me tell you a story. One sunny spring day, I’m going in and out of the nest, moving sand, carrying out the dead, hauling giant-ass leaves around for everyone to eat. Now I’m not saying I’m better than anyone else, just that I keep my head down and do my work, just like everyone’s supposed to, right? Next thing you…

Oh for fuck’s sake, are they ever going to get the spelling correct??

Whatever on earth are you talking about. I have never seen such a recipe and you can’t prove otherwise.

Well that’s weird. I’d rather see jokes that everyone could enjoy, but then I care about people in general.

I would eat the hell out of this, followed by a honest to god, real, not at all a trick apple pie.

One late summer day I took my Oxford shirt to the country, where we walked and talked and picnicked. Under the shade of a hundred-year oak my Oxford and I made beautiful, sincere love. Later, as the birds chorused and the sun began its early-evening departure, my Oxford and I spoke the words, that we each truly loved…

Grumpy Old Men is fantastic, and has the best ending credits of all time. “Looks like Chuck is taking the old log to the beaver!” Kills me every time.

“Koufax Willow” is outstanding. +1

Aha. So you are mad online.

You’re right, of course, and I really shouldn’t have directed that comment towards you. I just find it hilarious/frustrating that people are writing some pretty angry posts because their opinion about the expectations and functioning of system is different than his opinion.

Hey Robb, can I ask you a two-part personal question? 1) Why do you spell your name like an idiot? 2) Are you mad online?

As long as you realize that your personal experience with the system is actually universal, and that the author was personally attacking all other Xbox owners and/or enjoyers, well that’s the important part.

Very good point sir. But have you seen his kids? They’re ugly as sin, just like their father.