Meanwhile, Mike Huckabee is feverishly dunking his smartphone in holy water, “trying to get the sin out”

Spoken like a true a southie.

One two three four, I declare a proxy war

So Lionel! You’re out, you’re free, you’re rehabilitated. What’s next? What’s happening? What you gonna do? You got that money you owe us, motherfucker?

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You goddamned bearded, tank-top wearing pervert. +1

Still great.

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Not disappointed. +1

Dammit. +1

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Still slays me. +1

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Thank you - and I mean this sincerely and in the best possible way - for wasting a tremendous, tremendous amount of my time.

Yeah normally I don’t go for the highbrow stuff

“so i’m thinking maybe a four-count here? what about three? maybe we actually hike on hut? man football is complicated”

AP: What the about this Goodell sketch, Jane? It looks like dogshit!

Thanks buddy. If anyone knows good jokes, it’s definitely some grayed-out commenter no one’s ever fucking heard of.

read select passages from the Old Testament that deal with female hygiene