Ah yes good sir, can you tell me if you’ll be covering Mock Apple Pie? Asking for a friend.

Would you say the Great Danes owned Cornell, Jay?

I would watch the hell out of a Bruce Vilanch superbowl special.

Things That Are Probably Under That Hat, Ranked

Yeah, this was really great. I’d watch these all day.

Only four Gold Gloves??? The guy hasn’t made an error in 9 years!

GODDAMN IT GARY

15 million dollars for something that’s only used 8 times a year??? Please make the check out to My Dick.

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You idiot. +1

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- Are the Cubs going to miss the playoffs again this year?

Reading the title, I immediately started thinking of the dumbest bat design and I could, and quickly arrived at square bat. "But no one would be that stupid" I thought.

Hey Will fyi, it's poring over the computer, should have not stolen that carny food, and Attorneys General of Dipshit Internet Pedantry.

This is awful. +1

Other Observations to Avoid

The University of Virginia have failed to with the NCAA Men's Basketball Championship 60 straight times.

Oh Barry. Taters is the absolute worst of all home run synonyms.

The good news for Iggy is that if her musical career ultimately fails, she's still got an aspiring future as a talent-free suckbag.

You goddamn moron. +1