- Russell, did Golden Tate fuck your wife?

I would also like to be held in winter. Or summer. Or any time, really.

do I have to pick the monday night game

That's nothing. Once when I was a kid we took a field trip to a local farm. Part of that feel-good effort to get kids to appreciate where their food comes from, understand how hard farmers work, not to waste food, etc. Anyway we get there and we're watching some cows get milked. It's the farmer's kid who's doing the…

Idiot. +1

/gets face slapped
/gets water splashed on face
/sniffs ammonia
/wakes up
/swoons again

/swoons

Listen carefully LeBron, you dumb fucking asshole: VACCINES DON'T CAUSE AUTISM

Orson Motherfucking Welles dot gif

Jacking the car up on solid ground can't really be overstated, especially if you, like me, live in an area with a lot of gravel roads and parking lots. Once time, um, my friend and his brother (they're from Canada, you wouldn't know them) had a car jacked up on a soft parking lot, tire off, when the jack kicked out…

VINERGER CANT LOWOR THE MELTING POINT OF STRUCRAL STEAL

Oh, I agree white vinegar works. I meant it's charming how people would get so worked up over being told white vinegar works.

That there are vinegar truthers out there is somehow... charming? I mean, it's such a cute thing to get worked up about.

You fucking moron. +1

Jer: What's in the bag, Rog?

Any old hat is fine by me, as long as it is made by New Era™, the officially licensed baseball cap provider to Major League Baseball™.

Well I for one prefer snacking on the blood of infidels, but to each his own, I guess.

Clearly all the pressure and gas and hot air and soft balls and ball rubbing jokes have been made on this topic, so let me just day this: Hitler had some pretty good ideas

4 chainsaws + 1 man = ∞ neighbors asking for favors

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