A Brett Favre joke, everybody! In 2015!!!

Similarly, don't interview Brett Favre while waiting in the It's A Small World line.

Quick story: the summer I met my (future) wife's parents, I had been forgoing the barber in favor of clippers. So the day I was going to meet them, I put the guide on the clippers and went at it. Zoooom. Zooooom. Zooo..oh that's weird, the guide is in the sink. Shouldn't it be on the clippers? If it's not on the…

God I hate that fucking Gary

I'd still take Hope, Jobs, & Cash, thanks.

Well I'm all for due process so I'm not going to rush to judgement, but if Greg was the mean person, well I wouldn't be surprised.

Huh. I though IronMikeGallego (who one could find on twitter @ironmikegallego) had said Greg was a no talent hack who sympathized with Floyd Mayweather.

Greg Howard is really good at being mean.

+1

Pretty much. It was not a good as that sounds, though.

I pulled one from the garage last night and opened it, only to find it was frozen. [sad face]

Will if you could just come a bit closer, I'm going to kiss you square on the lips.

Tommy, you are wonderful, glorious bastard. Don't fuck it up now.

What I like about this one is the part about Cragg's weird cat voice.

I promised Tommy I'd never tell this story, but fuck it. What's he going to do, ban my account? Oh gee, how will I ever get a new one?

We're talking about Hall of Fame voting Of course it's fucked up.

Wait, didn't you already do a post about shitbarf guy?

Unlike your sisters, this one is an easy no.

Wait...some people wipe when they're sitting dow[BOOOOOOM]

Who has the best office? Is it Samer? It should be Samer.