You're welcome! Have a great day, buddy.

This is a pretty good question. Thanks for asking it.

Have you guys considered hiring someone to write a food column?

If the Deadpsin office was suddenly infested with a bloodthirsty alligator, which member of the staff would be best equipped to bring said alligator to a swift and just end?

More like bed-and-bitchfest amirite lol

[meh]

+1

Congratulations to the guy that I did not confuse with Tim Burke for even one second today.

Crazy? Maybe, but no one's calling him Angel "The Horse-Fucking Jockey" Suarez anymore.

Moe, Larry & Cooley

Never Hickey.

[sad trombone face]

So would you say it's.... prose before bros?

The idea of Tim's mom reading the comments is incredibly delightful. Hi Mrs. Burke!

This is great.

Huh. Most football recruits only have the grasp of 5 or 6 letters, tops.

Oh yeah, you're not at all a crazy person.

This is awful.

Hi! What on earth does this mean?

Sure, it's easy to poke fun at these guys and girls for their pretentious names, but as you're laughing, keep in mind: they are also complete assholes.