This. This is COTY stuff.

Oooo, a smarty pants!

Hoping to follow in the footsteps of Hitler, Stalin, and the Ayatollah Khomeini

Still fucking love this one. +1 again.

Which is exactly why I stopped taking my elephant to UFC matches.

Big deal. Jim Abbott faked handshakes all the time.

I wasn't going to say he traveled, but can I punch myself in the face anyway?

You can thank JRW for this belated +1.

Well now this makes no sense.

You mess with the ram, you get the bubble wrapped, pillow lined, marshmallow horns set on a field of fluffy down.

I admire what you're doing here, Ray.

Why doesn't anyone make mock apple pie anymore?

Before everyone jumps on the "durr only in Florida LOLZ!!1!" bandwagon, let's take a second to remember that Florida is full of really, really stupid people.

+1

If you were to design a logo for a side blog to sports blog, what would it look like?

Here's another interesting take on ball surgery.

Reporter: Bill, I need to ask you about the allega-

- Says here the Bills are 5 and 5. They went 6 and 10 last year, Sir, and the year before that.

Yeah nice try at the viral hoax, Niagara. No way I falls for this.

A four-year-old couldn't do it. So Goodell did.