I was joking about objectifying the dad, but I'm not joking about this: you're a fucking moron.

Oh so we can objectify the dad???? Reeeal nice double standard, Hitler Junior.

Yes. The erosion of the 8 - 10 slot to the 9 - 10:15ish slot is a disappointing and sleepy one.

There is no dad time, only Zuul.

+1

I'll tell you what's out of this world... the new winter styles at J.C. Penney!

[meh]

Grant Fish: [whistles happily all the live-long day]

BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES

Browns: [win remaining regular season games]
Hill: You know they're bad.
Browns: [make it to the Superbowl]
Hill: You know they're bad.
Browns: [win Superbowl]
Hill: You know they're bad.
Browns: [all donate salary to medical research, cancer is cured as a result]
Hill: You know they're bad.
Browns: [memorize and perform…

SO MUCH THIS

Those fucking Bordeaux guys, always wining about something.

- Waitwaitwait, hear me out, hear me out. How about...Monument of Insufferability?

I mean this in the nicest possible way: you suck and your opinion sucks and I hope you get run over by a slow-moving, self-aware tire fire.

We Burned A Couch: The Cleveland Browns' Story

♬ He's not here to cause no trouble,
he's just here to do the CTE Shuffle ♬

Love this.

Finally twitter is helpful for something

Regarding Blair Witch and the overexposure of found footage... it's hard to appreciate how scary found footage/BWP was at the time it came out. No one had done it before! I recall my friends and I - knowing full well this was a movie produced by a studio with the express goal of making fucking money - had serious…