So we're not eating shit?

See, the thing is, Darren Wilson was far too accurate. You should post the same joke with the opposite pattern imho

You should not get a star for this.

the only thing for us to do now is to eat shit

Adirondack Flames Snuff Out Gary, My Dirty Son Of A Bitch Neighbor Who's Been Porking My Whore Of A Wife, So Suck on THAT, Gary Is The Title Of The Latest Painting I Shared With My Wednesday Night Support Group

Neat trick: replace "Heineken" with "Rolling Rock" and this article is no less true.

Huh. Usually when I see something oozing out of a lifeless crotch, it's a Rick Reilly article.

I would love to see my meet in your mouth

Best Fans In Baseball

Hey, T&T is in need of money, will you help donate?

Super Golden Crypts

These are all excellent.

When the iron gates of the Great Maker's palace are in front of you, and Saint Peter gives you the nod to come forward and Be Judged, where shall your heart lie? Will your heart be heavy with the charlatans? The cheaters? The ragged and despaired, who have used envy and deceit and evil to forward their hand in life?…

Idiot. +1

Note: this joke is funnier if you pretend Brett Favre is from Austin. So do that.

Traffic on I-35 is raging, things are really strained on the 183 near the airport. We've got some major bulging northbound on 130 near exit 437. Meanwhile, it's just barely inching along on the Brett Favre Memorial Parkway.

Babinsack said a woman heard her son Austin's cries for help and then saw him duct taped to the goal post. The woman called police. Then the police found the kids that did it and duct taped their hands and feet together, then threw them in the river. Then the river was all, "eewww, no thanks" and spit them back out,…

/tugs collar

"Don't look at me," said wide receiver Jeff Larson, whose recent string of drops earned him a demotion to the bench, "I'm all thumbs."

dammitall