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The only thing that sucks worse than turf is FIFA

If Hernandez didn't want people to think he was guilty, then he probably shouldn't have murdered that guy.

At sixty minutes, he can listen to 1.2 of his favorite Phish songs!!

The officiating mechanic breathed a heavy sigh and slumped into his chair. Outside he could hear some kids yelling and some horns honking, until they were rendered silent by the passing of the N train. Even after the train went by, he would still hear it in his head. The rattle was permanent.

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THE BOW TIE

Parks, Ranked

It's interesting to note that "advertisement" translates to la publicité in French and la pubblicità in Italian. Ok fine, maybe "interesting" is a bit of a stretch. I guess the only thing really worth noting is that, besides the very similar spelling, both words are in the feminine form.

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No excuse for this crap. Everyone knows Subban is cheery & optimistic.

I don't want to answer that question.

Moran. +1

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Friend of the Day? Ugh, that's just blatant corporate pandaring.

wow RT

I'm a writer now. I pick up the sharpest pen I can find, plunge it into my belly, and twist.