He'll have to accept an authentic Florida State University diploma.

Their beers are great, but best enjoyed when someone else has done the line waiting for you.

Did your account get hacked or something?

Thanks for the answer, Greg.

On a scale of 1 to 7, how mad are you that your parents spelled Jeff the wrong way?

Also not flinching? Many, many victims of domestic abusers, which the NFL has clearly demonstrated it does not give one shit about unless forced to by perceived brand tarnishing and/or social outrage, because they've been knocked unconscious.

I will listen. I don't shit my pants.

Cuomo: My opponent is a Dolphins fan!

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I AM THE REAL HARRY POTTER AND THIS IS THE BEST JOKE I HAVE EVER SEEN YOU WIN THE HOUSE CUP

- Mr. Goodell, can we discuss the situation openly and honestly?

Oh, for plenty of reasons, I guess. Maybe I'll make a longer post about it.

Well of COURSE you should wear it to the game. How else will your team, the other team, the refs, etc. know who you ar- oh wait you mean someone who is not actually playing in the game? Then no.

Well technically the house on Dipshit Island is a vacation home, but either way, I'm not going to wear a costume while I'm there.

I think the real shame is that a full-grown man or woman would wear any jersey.

Da ora in poi l'unico vino sarete fare...

Bigger traps? Fines for diving? Is this hockey or The Fuckin' A Right Olympics™?

Easy there Ray, I don't appreciate you trampling my First Amendment rights .

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You glorious idiot. +1