Awful. +1

Well, he is a kind of a football Pope - looking the other way while workers in Qatar get fucked in the ass.

+1

Braden: Wooo! It's crazy out here! What do you guys think?

Touché.

The best part is how the police officers don't murder anybody.

Wow, Lego sets are so lifelike these days.

That's some A+ brown-nosing right there.

In unfortunate yet related news, Watch it wiggle, See it jiggle is working title for the NFL's new concussion protocol.

For those of you wondering, yes, David Brooks has an older sister and a younger brother.

When asked if her years of Olympic training have helped with the recovery process, Amy noted that yes, Bob Costas is a smug little asshole.

Quit trolling me, internet.
[throws shrimp on barbie]
[shrimp is really a half can of cat food]
[barbie is really steam from an open city grate]

And we now go live to Chicago, where Linda Cohn has a NHL previ- oh dear god.

See?? They want to be in our pools.

Glorious.

Eat a bag of turds, Ray. +1

The haircut knows that Neil Peart is the best goddamn drummer in the goddamn universe, and you will get your ass *kicked* for saying otherwise.

The haircut brought the keg to the party, and doesn't give a shit if it gets the deposit back.

The haircut says "I dig chicks" while the mustache says "did you not fucking hear the haircut?"

That haircut has so much party in the back it's wrapped around the block and is up at the front.