Ah, another classic case of hatchBAC.

You asshole. +1

Johnny Manziel: It's like they say, look out for Number One, don't step on Number Two.

I will never live it down.

It's where my shame resides.

Ejected Chiefs' Fan: Don't taze me, bro.

+1. Now tell me about The Big Bang, pal.

If you want to talk about an non-level playing field, you should check out the miniature foosball table I built on my grandfather's stomach.

He would have pissed all over Baltimore too, but the world beat him to it.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, theater people are sick fucks.

Sure, Andy Dalton's not going to win the next six Super Bowls, but he's not going to pay a lot fo- oh Christ he just paid eleven thousand dollars for a new muffler.

It's times like these I'm reminded of one of my dad's favorite expressions, "To each his own. Of course it's worth noting that in my dad's regional dialect, "To each" means "dropkick to the stupid face of" and "his own" means "Peter King, that great American shit-sack."

Trying to not have an opinion really sucks.

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