Precocious Street Urchin No. 1: Gor, the Queen Mum's 'orse got busted for drugs.

You fantastic shit for brains. +1

This is outstanding.

HEY FRANCINE. HEY FRANCINE! LOOKIT THIS GUY HE'S FLIPPIN' BACK AND FORTH LIKE ONE OF THEM NO GOOD POLITICIANS HA! FRANCINE? FRANCINE YOU HEARIN' THIS? HEY FRANCINE THIS IS GOLD, HUH?

And here I thought there were only three Madden rankings: Jolly, Grumpy, and Diabetes.

Tony Dungy's Deal With It!™ Draft Checklist
Prospect: Michael Sam

Listen, this seems like much ado about nothing. You make an omelette, you break some eggs, right? So sure, maybe an entire planet was annihilated in the blink of an eye, but progress is progress. Convenient fact the Jedi would like you to forget: the new hyperspace channel created by the Alderaan Transparency will…

Hey buddy! This was great.

I place the blame squarely on the arrogant, rich bastards behind the Crash Out, Cash Out incentive, in which ... oh wait I'm thinking about subprime mortgages again.

This tattoo is so lifelike, it also turns the other way when Eric Devendorf smacks a woman around.

Love it. +1

Awesome.

Seems like an honest mistake.

Jason Whitlock: [bursts onto red carpet]
Jason Whitlock: [covers Kay in sauerkraut]
Jason Whitlock: [sprays Kay with spicy mustard]
Jason Whitlock: [consumes Kay in single bite]
Jason Whitlock: [wipes face with sleeve]
Jason Whitlock: [looks around sheepishly]
Jason Whitlock: Oh sorry... thought she said #SocialMeatia

Man? woman? It doesn't matter - your neighbor Gary will still *not* shut up about The Wire.

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They teach you a lot of things in law school. You learn about the Constitution. You learn about felonies. You learn about states' rights. You learn when to press your case, and when to shut up and let the other guy dig his own grave. Sure, mock trials are kind of a joke, but they do give you just that bit of insight…

Yup yup yup. +1

I love this. But you already knew that.

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