Awesome. +1

So last week I was hungry. Hey cabinets, whatcha got? A whole lotta nothing. Man I hate it when you're Jonesing for some sweet eats and your casa is serving up a big old plate full of nada. What's a boy to do? I went to my room to find some duds and kicks and woo boy that place is a rat's nest. There's old clothes,…

Poor baby. Just be glad you're not Laura the Explorer. SHE HAS NO MAP, OK

Can't wait for their upcoming awareness campaign: Let's Tombstone The Redskins

♫ Doo doo doo doo do do do doo doo doo doo do this joke is awful ♫

This is fucking incredible. Good god.

Well I for one don't think jamming something in his brains is going to help.

Sort of. He sarcastically said something like "oh look, another Uruguayan player down" before he realized how serious it was. He did apologize immediately.

OH SO NOW ITS OK FOR WHITE GUYTO BE MOVD TO THE BACK DIDNT EXPET MUCH ELSE THANKS OBAMA PELOSI REED LIBTARDS

I love you.

Father Duck: [comes home]
Father Duck: [hangs up coat]
Father Duck: [slumps onto recliner]
Father Duck: Quaaaaaack.
Mother Duck: Quack?
Father Duck: Quack quack. Quack quack quaaaaack quack quack.
Mother Duck: [nervously fingers apron]
Mother Duck: Quack... quack quack quack.
Father Duck: QUACK?? QUACK QUACK QUACK!
Daughter…

Love this.

Well crud, this field does me absolutely no good.

There are three things I enjoy about this video: the Hoth cam, bad flirting, and how it reminds of of the time I SAW A REAL LIVE BLACK BEAR IN THE WOODS AND IT WAS AMAZING YOU GUYS, AMAZING

Hey Freeman, just give them a list of the movies you've done. It'll save time.

This is inspired, and I love it.

"Is FIFA corrupt? Well of course it is. Look at the money we have in the bank. A BILLION DOLLARS. For a non-profit. And yes, every single member of the executive board has taken bribes. And oh what bribes! Money, sure, that's a pedestrian bribe. Cars, vacations, artwork, girls... these are the calling cards of a true…

This is fantastic. +1

So I said to him stick build, I said, you gotta stick build it. But did he listen? No he didn't . No he didn't and now look at this mess.

There are many ways to make a statement.