And this profile is a good reminder that... that... that... I don't know, but now I've got a splitting headache and hands that wanna punch stuff, hard.

Gatorade is full of shit? No wonder is does nothing to help cramping.

So an AC problem leads to an A/C problem? Thanks for keeping us current on this, Barry.

That was great. Thanks for the share.

Just imagine if his parents had named him Jon Homerton! Just imagine! I love to imagine! Do you? Imagining stuff like puppies than can talk, or a cup of root beer that automatically refills itself, or a trampoline the size of a football field. Imagining is the best!

Just... I can't even. +1

before she made her trick, she'd spun around 112.5 times

Hi! Thanks for stopping by. Sorry I somehow forced you to read these comments. To make it up to you, how about you go fuck yourself?

Hi! Thanks for stopping by. Sorry I somehow forced you to read these comments. TO make it up to you, how about you go fuck yourself?

Hi! Thanks for stopping by. Sorry I somehow forced you to read these comments. TO make it up to you, how about you go fuck yourself?

Hi! Thanks for stopping by. Sorry I somehow forced you to read these comments. TO make it up to you, how about you go fuck yourself?

+1

Note: if anyone has any The Big Lebowski comments to make, please go cram it. The movie's been out for like 15 years. We've seen it. Carry on.

Note: I also disagree that a White Russian is a "wimpy" or "lame" drink to order. They're goddamn delicious. Carry on.

Note: No, I don't why the bar was out of cream. Poor logistics management, I guess? Carry on.

Note: this explanation assumes said White Russian was made with whole milk instead of cream. Carry on.

Note: this joke assumes drink in question was a White Russian. Carry on.

What do you expect? He wasn't about to cry over it.

This is just the worst.

Read the account and tell me who you think the horrible person is