Not surprising if you think about it. Let's add this up, shall we:
Cobb County = 10 letters
Obamacare = 9
Fucks given by libtards = 0
Amendment trampled = 2
Patriots killed at Benghshit sorry can't finish this joke, just got a job at Breitbart

You know what? You're right. But you're still a pedant. Worse, you understood the intent and just had to put your useless two cents in. So.... congratulations?

You know what: fuck you.

Factoid for you court observers out there: the reason the death penalty was off the table is that Massachusetts' law is partially based on scripture. There are clear-cut guidelines relating to "eye for an eye" and related punishments, but the state penal code is silent on "eye for a worthless, disgusting douchebag…

Dave McKenna: [posts article about black guy claiming to do something he didn't do]

[meh]

Hey gang, let's play Make Your Own Unfunny Sexual Innuendo Headline!

Hard to see, but just above the Habs flag is another, even tinier flag that reads Sorry For Ted Kennedy, Everybody

Ok ok ok, so: imagine for a second the guy in the suit is Rick Moranis. I know, strange request, but just do it. Got it? Great. Awesome. Hold that thought.

Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot Your Lasagna

"Damn you must be Marie Shelley 'cause my Frankenstein's monster is 'bout to bust out these jeans."

"Hey girl, you must be Margret Atwood 'cause I'm dyin' for your handmaid's tail."

Well now, you seem like an asshole.

Automated Announcer: Riders must be in good health. Anyone who is pregnant, has diabetes, or any neck, head or heart disorders shall not be allowed to ride. Seat restraints must be engaged. Keep your hands in the car at all times. Also, Roger Goodell is finally getting serious about concussions, head-hunting and…

Agreed. Samer needs to put more thrust behind his hips, and try it with a human instead of a mattress.

"In turn, a letter has been sent to that individual in an attempt to resolve the error."

My bad if I was not clear. LBJ never said anything about boycotting. Maybe he said something like "No memorial oration or eulogy could more eloquently honor President Kennedy's memory than the earliest possible passage of the civil rights bill for which he fought so long" but that's just me paraphrasing. He's a friend…

Tim Marchman: Donald Sterling using the n-word.
Tommy Craggs: Pass.
Tim: Donald Sterling talking about paying for sex.
Craggs: Pass.
Tim: Donald Sterling calling Magic Johnson an Uncle Tom.
Craggs: Pass.
Tim: Donald Sterling threatening to murder Adam Silver.
Craggs: Pass.
Tim: Donald Sterling talking about that one time he…

Well if my hours spent on the sidelines of youth games have taught me anything, it's that Blysma would have done better serving up sage, battle-tested advice such as "COME ON" and "YOU GOTTA WANT IT" and "WATCH THE BALL" and "hey check out the tits on Sherrie over there."