He cried into a towel, and on multiple instances, retched into a bucket at his feet.

His was just giving an encore of his speech, How Fairness and Equity Abound vis-a-vis NCAA Policies Regarding Student Athletes.

People in the know: is there any hope of Chromecast supporting Amazon Prime Video? With Amazon launching their own device it seems like that wouldn't be a priority.

Chariots Of Juuuuust A Little Bit Higher

I see you're getting your head ripped off here by numerous experts, but as a personal anecdote: one of my kids, at roughly 18 months, was scheduled for 6 immunizations in one visit. "That seems like a lot for one day" I said. "Well how about three today and three in a few months? It doesn't make that big a difference"…

Well now we know who writes Denton's posts explaining the reasons behind the new Kinja.

You don't say!

I get this, but you're focusing on revenues while ignoring expenses. Why, yesterday alone Kentucky paid $329,166 into the NCAA's Exaggerated Wanking Motion fund.

You don't say!

Complications Include:

In related news, Joe Arpaio is still an asshole.

I goo- goo- gook you!

Rosa Parks: My Story (Original Draft)

It's pretty awesome that you got up so early to write that (really great!!!!) response. Now you have the rest of the day free for self-loathing. Sure, you're an non-contributing, angry, miserable little person who plays the very saddest of life's roles (anonymous internet tough guy), but you do know how to plan!

Yes, the guy who isn't slinging racist, homophobic insults at strangers is what's wrong with this site. Nice logic, ace. Very inspirational.

Hmm. Technically, an echo is a repeated sound that diminishes with each repetition, so that's not quite an appropriate metaphor.

Pretty sweet curveball dude(?). I was figuring you'd drop the N word for sure. Can you explain your reasoning? This kind of ownage sure really be properly documented.

Well that's a disappointing sophomore effort. I think maybe you used up the big guns too early, it's pretty hard to top homophobic slurs. Unless you're gonna get racist? Ooh! How about anti-gay and racist! That'll show me! Can't wait!

Oh, thank god. You're going to do this for more than one comment. I was totally worried you'd be bored today.

How do you come up with these terrible burns? Just amazing. So amazing.