Wow. That's cutting edge stuff right there.

Pro tip: ugly babies can also be put to work in the salt mines.

The gif that keeps on giving.

Thanks, but I prefer to get my vasectomy advice from proven experts.

Update: the shoe has been given back to its rightful owner. Turns out this was all a hilarious "prank" by a local radio station, just trying to gin up their ratings with a lame heel 'turn.

You big jerk, you just pulled my Whalers scab right back off. IT STILL HURTS DAMMIT

And thanks for taking the time to comment on this twice! Go double fuck yourself, moron.

Wow, that's a pretty sick burn, man. Ouch.

There's a locker room mentality that is hard for an outsider to understand. You form a bond with these guys - you literally cuss, bleed and cry with them. You get close to them. Heck, it's hard not to; it's pretty close quarters in the lockeroom, and the shower, and the jacuzzi, and the steam room, and the day I see a…

Seriously. Should be tied for No. 1 with Desmond.

Wow, what a great point!

+1

I know you'll never be more popular than the Italian combo with that kind of attitude.

It's true, I've never been to Cleveland. It is on my bucket list. I should probably make it the last thing on my list though, amirite?

Sheesh. For a quality deli sandwich, you sure have a lousy sense if humor.

Announcer: And for our next display, we'll transform Cleveland into a vibrant hub of culture, economic opportunity, and happiness!

I'm a huge believer in positive re-enforcement, but all the dead fish in the world can't train him how to win the goddamn Superbowl.

If Anthony Davis is everywhere, is he in the toilet?