I saw them a couple of weeks ago, and they played this live. They killed it.

I've never used one, so I can't say. I've played with a different microdot ball and it was noticeably better. The indoor league I play in bought a bunch of Jabulanis when they came out; each one has somehow magically disappeared. So that's an endorsement, I guess?

"What's Matthew McConaughey's favorite Asian country?"

I had a chance to pick up one of the new balls (well, the retail version which at $160, better damn well be the same as a match ball) and the first thing I noticed was the grippiness of the material itself. As you can see in the top photo, the surface of the ball is coated in tiny microdots. It seems like these would…

Mount Saint Mary? Don't mind if I do!

Defense Attorney: No further questions, your honor.

Another FAIL for Deadspin "journalism." What's obviously cropped out of this picture is a second sign depicting a WWII-era B-29 Superfortress bomber, which is next to a third sign that explains, in simple, unambiguous terms, how the second sign relates to the first sign (which trust me, is a hilarious, hilarious…

1. Do you have a tattoo of a softball on your ass?

Um, yes. Yes I can.

Don't mind if I do!

Sweet Jesus I would have never found that. Thank you.

Am I blind, or do I not have a tiny gray arrow anywhere?

Would you like to hear my thoughts on the theme song to the hit movie Frozen?

S T R _ N G _L Y

It'd be better if it found your favorite bear :(

Romeo: My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand
to smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss.

Um hey there God, you got any clout with the security department at the Binghamton J.C. Penney? Kinda time sensitive.

Well that's your problem in the first place. Swim teams don't run.

The trial just started, but the verdict is in: those benches are super uncomfortable.

Great post!