LeBron: Great skit Jimmy. That was really fun.

It was all great. He's very kind, smart, humble. It was delightful. We were happy to finally have the opportunity to meet.

Glad to see somebody gets it.

Little Known Fact: John Bonham was playing Moby Dick this one time and was bored, so he started playing with only one hand, and with his other hand he invented Grape-Nuts.

GRAPE-NUTS FUCK YEAH

Other Things That Should Not Be Yelled In The Alabama Library

Ha! First guy I thought of. Love that l'il fatass.

Yes, but for many, many, many, many other reasons.

[meh]

Am I wearing pants?

Interviewer: Which weighs more, a pound of bricks or a pound of paper clips?

Oh geez. The guy is a deadbeat dad, registered sex offender, holocaust denier, misogynist, tax cheat, and a meth dealer, but when he wants to follow the Word of God, all of a sudden he's Anti-Gay Bill.

Kinja!

Huh. I thought the only n-word ESPN vigilantly avoided using was "NHL"

Easy there Antetokounmpo, leave that for the George Zimmermans of the world.

Bob Barker was more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

k. Saw this comment was the only one that made the Roundup. Lost all remaining faith in humanity.