Oh, HELLLLLLLLLLLL NO.

Fuck this. Fuck this whole thing. Fuck all these people.

1) Callie you always do the best Dirtbags. Thank you for making my morning cereal-eating and coffee-drinking so enjoyable.

YES!!!! That was hilarious.

andy mastered Red's face so WELL

"We" trans people. If these jokes were done by cis people, they'd be awful. The fact that Laverne Cox did them still makes me deeply uncomfortable, to be honest. However, if we are getting to a point where we can make fun of ourselves without risking it being seen as permission for cis people to make fun us, that's…

Wow— I guess that judge knows his audience! Frame it like gun rights, and things suddenly get clearer....

that cover.....good god..

Actually, I find it really easy to avoid Gawker's sponsored ads. I think they mark them much more clearly and they are much more obvious than other sites. In between an article about Google catching a pedophile and Dirtbag, you have "Fresh Ingredient & Recipe Delivery: 50% Off a Week of Blue Apron" and underneath…

Not a fan of the public prayer nonsense. It always comes across as having far more to do with "making a statement" than it does any kind of actual religious devotion. The way that overt displays of religious faith often seem to coincide with intolerance towards those who "fail" to live by the supposed morals of that…

You and your stupid fucking bible. What's that got to do with anything...

False. That cub is perfecting its stalking skills!

Post Sunday church, there was a lot of prayer at the diner I worked, which was generally fine by me. It did always feel so uncomfortable when asking if they needed anything else after slinging their pancakes only to be answered with a prayer. Especially when that prayer happened in lieu of thanking the girl who…

Except Enrique Iglesias is not American, he's Spanish

And wasn't she bitching about Michael Bay at some point too? Not that Michael Bay isn't an asshole but I guess when your talents are as limited as Megan Fox's, you should know better than to bite the only hand that'll feed you.

"only three people were removed from the sessions during 2013 and 2014."

I think a lot of people missed this tidbit. A few douchebags, yes - but only three. I'm willing to bet at least three sober people are thrown out a year for being dipshits. It sounds like this series is a good moneymaker and not the huge problem…

I would love to say that I could never imagine getting intoxicated at the zoo and attempt to enter the penguin pool. But I'd be lying.

Fellen? If that's pronounced even remotely close to felon, that may be one of the world's most accurate names out there.

What the fuck am I reading? Is the internet really this desperate for content?