So... not even a list of stuff from Amazon?

Feel free to point me toward any readings that back up that argument, my temporarily embarrassed millionaire friend :)

You truly are an expert on these fine feature films. Congrats.

I’m not sure the 0.7% would have to be murdered...

Its a shame.

Gibson is obviously being paid (in coke) by Kelly to freak out on Twitter every day so that (hopefully) people won’t notice someone else’s tweets.

You’re that lady who tried to sue “Drive” because you thought it was going to be like “Fast And Furious,” aren’t you?

Spotted: The lovely, future Mrs. Sam Jackson Five.

How many kids have you adopted, Michael?

But... but... it's a skinny can!

Only the great taste of Diet Pepsi in the skinny can!

Anyone want to go in with me to buy Malaysia Airlines?

Gaga has helped me find my Halloween costume this year— Sad Puppy in Crate.

That's the strangest theory I've heard yet.

"Extremely caucasian?"

Oddly, I happened to watch this movie two days ago...

More like the sound of someone vanishing up their own ass.

I'd wear them, but then I'd want to get the white part all grubby so they don't look so weird.

Try and hold more than one thought in your head for a minute.

How about don't read hangin' with seneca crane's comments then