So... not even a list of stuff from Amazon?

Feel free to point me toward any readings that back up that argument, my temporarily embarrassed millionaire friend :)

You truly are an expert on these fine feature films. Congrats.

I’m not sure the 0.7% would have to be murdered...

Its a shame.

Gibson is obviously being paid (in coke) by Kelly to freak out on Twitter every day so that (hopefully) people won’t notice someone else’s tweets.

You’re that lady who tried to sue “Drive” because you thought it was going to be like “Fast And Furious,” aren’t you?

Spotted: The lovely, future Mrs. Sam Jackson Five.

The Man Who Folded Himself by David Gerrold is pretty much the last word ever on time travel. I do love Primer, though.

How many kids have you adopted, Michael?

“Memories are supposed to fade, Lenny. They’re designed like that for a reason.”

Nothing like some amazingly unfunny people trying to shit on something eternal.

But... but... it's a skinny can!

Only the great taste of Diet Pepsi in the skinny can!

Poor Daryl— Carol's too old, Beth's too young, and Rick is always out looking for Carl.

Anyone want to go in with me to buy Malaysia Airlines?

Gaga has helped me find my Halloween costume this year— Sad Puppy in Crate.

That's good trivia! Thanks!

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!

I can't believe I had to scroll this far down to find the obvious answer.