I feel like The Rock took one look at this guy’s spelling and diction and was, like, “Fuck—I can’t be the one who’s responsible for sending this nitwit out into the real world where he might have to try and get an actual job or something—he’ll never make it! Just tell him he can be in the movie, whatever!”

Sigh.

“It’s Daredevil, not Spiderman, because you’d have to be blind to want to suck your dick.”

Heres a good poster.

I don't know... I think this might be fake.

Whhhaaaat?!? I cannot even imagine the commitment to that. I pee like every half hour when I am at home, that's insane.

Huh. You'd think that you were more familiar with the general drift of "Why Your _____ Sucks."

You know he didn't hack into the Deadspin matrix to deliver this diatribe, right?

I believe that's known as "striking while the iron is hot."

I'm thinking about getting breast implants with mouse traps in them, just for the lulz

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of course not. interpret it however you want, it's also to ok be wrong about it, this isn't 2001 a space odyssey. and referencing it as some type of evidence of who he is outside of his movie, even if you say "I'm sure he's a feminist but.." And then use your interpretation of the movie as something that might…

But at what cost? Won't you think of the moral decline?

I think some people have a hard time understanding movies

I dont see how him making a movie about a misogynist makes him a misogynist. I think the movie was feminist in that it gave us a perspective into why misogyny and bro culture and rape culture is detrimental to both women AND men. That seems pretty damn feminist to me.

What.. ? The movie's entire point is that relationships =/= boner kill... Like in the end he's having the best sex of his life because he's connecting to Moore...

I have a friend who got roundworms from her puppy. Can spread by kissing your dog.

I don't think we were meant to root for his character to find happiness without having to change, or at Scarlett's character's expense. Because he did change... he was starting to work through his porn/sex issues at the end of the movie. And he didn't just dump his girlfriend because she wasn't performing in bed—…

HARD PASS. I cannot imagine voluntarily letting a dog lick my face. Blech. Dogs eat shit and lick their assholes. This video makes me want to throw up.

That is so gross it makes me cringe. I love dogs, but they are not allowed to lick me in the face. They literally eat shit.

His mind was warped from filtering every male/female relationship through porn, hers was warped from doing the same with the Hollywood idea of "romance." Her idea that "a real man is someone who gives up everything for his woman" is dumb and destructive, as was his idea of how women need to be like porn stars.