I feel like The Rock took one look at this guy’s spelling and diction and was, like, “Fuck—I can’t be the one who’s responsible for sending this nitwit out into the real world where he might have to try and get an actual job or something—he’ll never make it! Just tell him he can be in the movie, whatever!”

Sigh.

Thank you! That was the first thing I thought of. Strange Days is such an unappreciated gem. Ralph Fiennes was great, Kathryn Bigalow’s direction was top class, and James Cameron’s script hit some good hard dramatic moments. It also convinced me at the time that Angela Bassett should have been Storm in the X-men…

“It’s Daredevil, not Spiderman, because you’d have to be blind to want to suck your dick.”

Heres a good poster.

Gutter punk train hobos. Gross.

Yeah. And when they are that unaccustomed to other dogs, say, at the DOG PARK, things get violent really quick. Their dogs have no shots-collars-holding back, so if you have a pet, you watch out. A friend of mine built and was the steward of a leash-free park in Seattle (double-fenced, nice), and he had to tell the…

Hanging around train kids and former train kids for 10+ years. Being at parties/punk shows with them, hearing stories from multiple friends who used to live this life, and run ins with them on the street.

you should let the intellectual community as a whole, throughout all of history, know that you've solved one of the fundamental problems of philosophy in a comment on the internet. Bye!

Train kids are usually some of the worst people. From personal experience they are extremely violent/verbally abusive (when you won't buy some expensive meals after they harass you), steal from hardworking individuals, spread scabies, and several subject dogs to a harsh, unnutured life. Most, not all, do not come from…

No don't be dumb. Technologies overlap, robbing people on in the ocean never went out of style, The Soviet union doesn't exists anymore, Russia is sort of bobbing along, but it's a sizable chunk of the globe, so stuff will always been happening there, caliphates and crusaders have been hanging out int he middle east…

I always dug this quote from a Conan story by REH.

Let's be honest here. How many of us know now to hone a plow? Or to cut and shape wood to make wagon wheels? Or to how make adobe bricks? How many of us know flint knapping? Or how to forge iron? Or to dress animal hide? There are whole fields of skills and technologies that have passed away from wide knowledge. And…

I don't know... I think this might be fake.

Whhhaaaat?!? I cannot even imagine the commitment to that. I pee like every half hour when I am at home, that's insane.

This is St Joseph's in San Antonio. It's a beautiful church in the heart of downtown.

Huh. You'd think that you were more familiar with the general drift of "Why Your _____ Sucks."

You know he didn't hack into the Deadspin matrix to deliver this diatribe, right?

I believe that's known as "striking while the iron is hot."

Well, sure. All the good ones are gay, married, gay married, or caught up in a zombie apocalypse.