Is that a truth you realized when you starved yourself and wandered away from the group?

"Jamie Foxx is going to play Mike Tyson in a Martin Scorsese biopic"

No! Breakfast is an entirely different thing! This is your wake-up pizza!

the law quantifies the trauma everyone experiences. Life is not binary.

Loved these guys back in the day. They kept threatening to put out new material, but as far as I know they have not. Satanic music isn't just limited to black metal, and most people don't get the humor in their music. Fun to play at work ;).

Here's a bonus tale of billboard vandalism. I've told this story before on Kitchenette but this time I have a picture, which is worth a thousand words.

Hail Satan! These guys have been trolling the religious right for decades, it's really just a shared bunch of agnosticism/aetheists under the made up trappings of a religion at its very core designed to get very well under the collar of the conservatives. LOVE IT!

William Roper: So, now you give the Devil the benefit of law!

One of my faves...

Good old Satanists! You can always count on them to call out the Xtian bullshit for the circus-act that it is.

Bravo Satanists! I'll consume a satanic vegan doughnut in your honor.

Satanism is by no means a blooddripping horrorshow confined to the woods on full moon thursdays. I personally find it somewhat nefarious, but only because it's philosophy of selfishness above all is inspired by Ayn Rand's Objectivism which is about as far removed from my socialist beliefs as can be. Satanism actually…

Even a Satanic clock is right twice a day!

Seriously considering joining the Church of Satan right now.

I think it says something about the US when the Satanic Temple is the only one making and sense.

God bless those Santanists!

I'm not much on organized religion of any kind, but this stance I can get behind! I hope they take this all the way to the Supreme Court! Had a great media law class in college in which I learned that if you try to tear a hole in any amendment or law to get at someone, then beware that the group you just went after…

I almost called the cops on someone who was texting and driving the other day... Only it wasn't for texting and driving—I legitimately thought they were drunk. Seriously. They were swerving all over the fucking road. It wasn't until we were at a stop sign that I realized why she was driving so wrecklessly.

"He ratted on me while I risked both our lives in the most vapid and idiotic way possible...So I threw his phone out the window." These are our celebrities ladies and gentlemen. Woe to the republic.