Worst Hunter S. Thompson book ever.

Except Enrique Iglesias is not American, he's Spanish

Normally, I'd say not to worry.

M-O-O-N, that spells EBOLA.

Baby, can you dig your man/he's a righteous man....

And wasn't she bitching about Michael Bay at some point too? Not that Michael Bay isn't an asshole but I guess when your talents are as limited as Megan Fox's, you should know better than to bite the only hand that'll feed you.

"only three people were removed from the sessions during 2013 and 2014."

I think a lot of people missed this tidbit. A few douchebags, yes - but only three. I'm willing to bet at least three sober people are thrown out a year for being dipshits. It sounds like this series is a good moneymaker and not the huge problem…

I would love to say that I could never imagine getting intoxicated at the zoo and attempt to enter the penguin pool. But I'd be lying.

Fellen? If that's pronounced even remotely close to felon, that may be one of the world's most accurate names out there.

What's important is that they make this about themselves.

What the fuck am I reading? Is the internet really this desperate for content?

So where are you?

Duh. Does anyone doubt this is the best intro voiceover since the oceans drank Atlantis?

Turn to the right!

THIS is an easy question to answer........ wait, I almost forgot to tell you.....

Instead of Nation Z syfy should've done an alternate history spinoff of the black plague brings people back as zombies set in medieval europe. Instead of a post apocalypse would it be considered a pre apocalypse?

"Jamie Foxx is going to play Mike Tyson in a Martin Scorsese biopic"