SamJacksonFive
Sam Jackson Five
SamJacksonFive

I'm pretty sure that dick was attached to crazy anyway.

I'm inclined to be fairly in the anti-Sorbo camp after his portrayal of the strawman philosophy professor in "God's Not Dead".

If he saw her walk out, how come he didn't just apprehend her? Afraid she'd hit him with her bump? When my husband had his store, he had no problem flying down the street after shoplifters and making them give the stuff back. Kept him fit!

Maybe she has a kangaroo-like pouch, stuffed with stolen goods.

But how has no one commented on the fact that she is also pregnant?!? (Points in the corner to the elephant wearing leopard fur bedazzled in fruity pebbles)

either she is pregnant or her liver is desperately trying to escape her body.

I'm guessing she's pregnant, otherwise that dress is a reeeeeeeally unflattering cut.

It's his religious MRA-type activism that did it. It's quite a turnoff.

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I'd highly, highly recommend watching the episode of Errol Morris' First Person about Denny Fitch. Part one is here:

You're confusing Vader's role in the Empire. He serves as the Emperor's right hand - in essence, an enforcer. While he has troops under his command - namely the 501st - he doesn't have any call in the more administrative aspects of the Imperial government (Unless the Emperor specifically says otherwise, of course).

Well there's a lot that doesn't get discussed in the movies, but is in the EU. Although Vader is the Emperor's right hand man, he doesn't have infinite authority. The man you refer to is Grand Moff Tarkin. He might not have the authority to give Vader orders in general, but he is in charge on the first Death Star,

Those tasty chips you enjoyed as a child? They were lead paint.

Amen to that. Or let crazy in you, depending on your predilections and inclinations.

She should have kept a spreadsheet showing the decrease in ejaculate over several months.

Yeah…… I know Jez is meant to be less serious than a news site, and I'm not usually part of the WHAT ABOUT THE MENZ crowd, but I think there's no denying this article would have had a completely different tone if a man had shot a woman over sex. Can we not do that anymore?

In The Kings Speech his parents and the public didn't appreciate his stuttering though. He was ridiculed at such a level that he hired a tutor to rid him of it. Nobody considered it a sign of sophistication. His own father called him an idiot.

On the throne of the largest empire in human history?

I don't think feminism means nobody's allowed to want to look pretty.