Will someone please tell him the First Rule of Holes?

And terror. Don't forget the overwhelming terror of an unending afterlife in hell after death and / or of God's wrath visited upon your region or country while you live.

Baptists too. Still have an overdeveloped sense of guilt 35 years later.

I'd love to hear that in a minor key sung by Nick Cave

More Bob Fossil!

Name: Good Omens by Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman

Name: Galaxy Quest

It's funny because so many parents stress about keeping their kids entertained all summer with activities, but my parents barely SAW me during the summer. In for meals and that's about it. It was fantastic.

Sure it is. My childhood was unsupervised. I was basically pushed out the door and told to be home when the street lights came on.

Anecdotally: My parents let me be outside alone constantly. Sometimes I was not alone: My younger brother, younger sister and I played, unsupervised, in Central Park and Riverside Park for hours and hours, days and days in a row. We were also deposited in the Museum of Natural History while my parents went to…

Jesus Christ. When I was a kid during the summer, the only time I saw my parents was when I came home for dinner. We'd play outside, unsupervised for WEEKS! Fucking busy bodies need go find a hobby.

WHEW! Good thing everyone who hasn't heard the term let us know about it!

Or, at least in my case, so old that all the years blend together.

Call me crazy, but I swear I first heard MPDG used back when Garden State came out (2004-ish?).

You're just a big lame.

Cat shade. The worst kind of shade.

THAT was the longest article you've ever seen?

I'm an English Professor (Associate level, full time contract). I do not have job security in perpetuity. My job is not glamorous (students are often entitled assholes, my colleagues are often entitled assholes, grading sucks as it is a mental drain with very little reward). I do not work only a few hours a week…

I said this before on another thread, and I'll say it here too. I completely and unapologetically adore this movie.