Ugh you've managed to type in an uptalking voice. Didn't think that was possible.

This may help.

Basic Black and Basic Latino Bitches next week? Nah, probably not..

So sayeth Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett in Good Omens.

Alan Moore's Supreme run is great. It's a long, beautiful love letter to Superman that also engages in some cheerfully biting (and valid) satire and criticism.

Umm... yea. Anything that's "Clever" is always too clever for SOMEBODY! I mean, not to be an a-hole, but we don't all have to same cognitive abilities. For example I do a lot of dumb crap, but at the same time I don't expect the world to be as dumb as me...That's recognition!

If you had added some random >>>>>>!@ and made the amount $4,325 per week, this would be COTD material!

I think people assumed it was colonial because at least the hair come from a-non african human (Michael Munro posted the description of the object). So the hair and maybe the skull, if it is the real scalp and not a montage, both come from what we can assume is a european.

If you knew anything about the Belgian Congo, you wouldn't be asking that question.

I hope Clinton sues the pants off them for using her image without her consent.

Amy Adams' publicist is clearly paying for this story to be pushed on gawker. This is the third time I've seen this damn story.

Ugh, I was all built up for the end and then... That. Those were some bored aliens.

Yeah, not exactly exciting or original. Reminded me of any of the lesser Twilight Zone or Outer Limits episodes.

"teaching global warming is like Obama teaching about the u.s. constitution..."

I've had a good look for that quote and can only find it on sites like Reason. I can't find an original source for it. Reason tends to cite whatever sources suit their ideology, without a lot of concern for their authenticity.

Obama was a professor of Constitutional Law at U Chicago for twelve years.

It's just warmer right now because Jesus is baking cookies in his oven. But before you know it you'll be dead and in a better place surrounded by horribly boring people... But you'll have cookies!!!

Back in my day (2008?) we just had sex with people to get a sense of whether or not they were worth going on a date with.

I mean, to be fair, half of this seems to be that you just don't fucking know how to cook.