Not necessarily. Case in point: Princess Diana.

I got the Punishing Balladeer—we could team up and fight crime through song!

I am now picturing Frank Castle in tights and a feathered cap, machine gun in one hand and pan flute in the other.

I think the phrase was, "Don't fuck with the people who prepare your food." Waiting.

I WANT THIS IN MY MOUTH PARTS. SO HARD. Who's buying my plane ticket to Philly?

Yeah, she makes shitty cupcakes.

Nothing beats a good mind fuck... except maybe the beating itself. :-)

It was Plato.

I agree with whoever said feeding feces, cum, and whatnot to someone without their consent should be assault and sexual assault. This is a vile way to respond to anything and the girl should be charged. Bullying is not ok but this retaliation is a whole new level of not ok. And any kid who actually planned this out,…

Those are the two options? Kill oneself or serve tainted food that could make people sick. That girl is going to get her ass whopped the next time her tormentors see her. She did nothing but put herself in more physical danger.

Actually nobody made a statement about bullying be alright, but feel free to erroneously attribute that to us, ignoramus. If it isn't already, putting sexual fluids and feces in food intentionally with intent to distribute should be illegal and sexual assault.

Yes. She sounds like a female neckbeard. If she doesn't have the social skills to know that making cumfart cupcakes won't make her worse off, then she is probably a creeper.

And the reveal of the Rihanna tattoo...pure gold.

I've never been a fan.

Your plans will come to naught, because Im a cranky middle aged man who listens to classic rock stations and remembers when MTV played music videos and shut down at midnight.

Brilliant. And as with all good humor, it has a lot of truth to it. Especially on Jezebel. I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE THE BEYGENCY!

Sure, the announcers ruin it, but this is the best Rick Roll ever. All other Rick Rolls can just go home.

He is even cuter than 1988 Rick Astley!

(My Danish isn't fluent but this is basically what they were saying)

I'm normally pretty big on things marketed to hipsters, but none of that (other than the cheese and the chicken) sounds edible. I'm also pretty fastidious in my eating (ashamed if any part of my burrito requires a fork) so warm gross beer explosion sounds terrible. I might be sold if it was Natty Boh, though...