Is Mark Hoppus for real? I'm not famous, rich or good-looking, don't really hang out with partiers, was born in 1984 and have had cocaine offered to me at least half a dozen times. I'm actually astounded.

It's only defamation if it's not true, so is she:

"Dick pics are God's gift to women"

"Remember, wrap it before you tap it, no one wants the herps, and if you can, always be slightly drunk. Life will be so much better."

Could you imagine if her and Tucker Max had a baby? It would the Bro That Saved Us All

419. Doing something for an actual child would require an actual investment of time or money (sometimes even both), so that isn't happening. Much easier to yell at women for having an abortion.

Oh my...the first Monster Manual's for D&D!!!!

Sure - You obviously have the Christians, that takes up 76.7% of your adults, (2008 census, wow that's a lot), Christ was mentioned once or twice in the New Testament, it's fleeting but if you look hard enough, you'll find him hanging around.,

A man who marries his mistress leaves a job opening.

Has Bethenny Frankel ever said anything that wasn't just plain fucking stupid?

A good source for a bit of the old in out in out and the old ultra violent.

According to the Republicans, FOX, the Dominionists and the Koch-whores it does. The First Amendment was designed to keep the gubbmint from interfering with Christianity and Christianity alone. It does not apply to other so-called religions and does not keep Christianity out of government.

How dare they fund and impose the religion of naturalism, when they could be using that money to fund and impose the religion of religion! I only like things imposed on others if it's the things I like! Impose my things, not those other things!*

Dinosaurs are too a gateway drug to science. I snorted a crushed Ornithomimid phalanx in Grade Nine, and now I can't leave the house without peer review.

Never read those books but I did enjoy those parts of the TV show.

Never. There will always be those who need to think that they have a special relationship with someone/something of unlimited power who takes a personal interest in them.

When will these yahoos go extinct?

"Everything You Need to Know to Rebuild Civilization from Scratch"

Important note:

Former Navy guy here. It's not just constructing it (which does take many years), it is figuring out how to operate it effectively. This takes additional years of recruitment and training. Take an aircraft carrier battle group for example, China has one and is building another, but it has almost no experience…