All of this for a fucking internship? Jesus.

Probably so she could have the chance to talk about Jesus.

I'm just amazed by how modest she thinks she is. Do women just walk around completely naked where she lives?

But maybe she Let Go, and Let Jesus. And then Jesus Took the Wheel, and flew her to the studio, because Jesus is her Copilot. Because He Works in Mysterious Ways.

Because SHE isn't treating it as simply her business. I guarantee you she sees DWTS as an opportunity to minister to those of us who've got ZERO interest in her way of life—hence the very loud dithering. And that's what gets my goat.

If all this dancing is so offensive to you and contrary to your beliefs, then don't do the show. Show the world your faith is stronger than your need to be in the public eye again.

Oh man, any excuse to post the infamous Kirk Cameron banana video:

A- Always

I think they're trolling. They made this comment yesterday on a story about NYC looking over their history curriculum because it only included one woman (or something like that): Men are more important than females. Deal with it.

Sorry, but you lost me with that sign. I don't care how toxic a town it might be, now I just need to have some "pork tenders" and O-rings. Mmmmm, pork tenders.

Minimum wage is an everyone issue. How are people against people making a living wage without working two or three jobs?

You should probably talk to a professional about that. Either a psychiatrist, or maybe someone in the bdsm profession.

I'm not sure how anyone can be a Republican these days. It's like taking a job on a remote island in an underground bunker where your boss has an eye patch and is prone to fits of maniacal laughter. You have to know you're working for the bad guy.

If assholes had a bat signal, it would look like Rick Perry.

I think we can all safely agree that Perry really fucking hates women. I've never in my life seen someone go out of their way to make women's lives more difficult on such a consistent basis.

The fact that Republicans are against a minimum wage increase shows exactly how far out of touch they've gotten. And it's rather terrifying.

Wow, it must suck to have 200 professors publish a letter decrying your mother while you are still a student at the university. This takes humiliation via parent to a whole new level. I bet her son cannot wait to graduate.

Luc Besson. Female anti-hero. Revenge plot. SIGN ME THE FUCK UP.

I kinda wish Besson had made THIS movie instead...