My mother got me that album for my 18th birthday and for that reason it will always have a special little place in my heart... I remember reading an interview with him in Q mag not long after the album came out and he said he was still a virgin which I found a bit strange at the time...

Eh, I loved Coldplay very hard when they first appeared. I was 15 and caught them on super late night MTV Underground at 2 a.m. and wanted to be on that awful beach with that whiny bastard.

Ugh, Chris Martin one almost ran me over on his goddamned bike in London. I went all Dustin Hoffman in Midnight Cowboy on him (while he pedaled away, mind you), which, honestly, is not an endearing thing to do as a Yank in London. Learn from my mistakes.

You wanna know how I knew Ms. West wrote this? Because it's a non-news op-ed piece focused on societal superficialities that she insists shouldn't matter even though she spends an inordinate amount of time and energy dissecting them.

She seems totally humorless, but you have not lived until you have had Cobb oven pizza. If this is a Kill-Fuck-Marry scenario, I'd marry her just for that.

You don't think that they're not being photographed together was an affectation on her part? I do.

I was wondering how long he would last, he seems kinda normal. If she annoys most people from far away, imagine living with her?

Ambien Divorce.

So that's what a Pinterest divorce looks like.

I'm curious what unconscious uncoupling looks like.

Team Pharrell here.

Wasn't Jezebel just up Bill O'Reilly's ass for this exact thing?

That is horrifying. But also amazing? But mostly horrifying.

We assign celebrities too much power. Validate me! Be my role model! Be my feminist icon!

So I'm confused about the reactions from this author and the comments here...exactly what moral obligation does this man have to represent black woman?

So his point is that he should not have to be the standard bearer for Black America just because he's black, and Jezebel's point is "if you're black and famous, you should be capital-B Black first and foremost." Got it.

Why is this even being discussed anyway. Can't GQ do an interview with a black celebrity or athlete without bringing up the "You're black . . . let's hear about it!" crap.

At least Jez's resident authority of all things black did her daily scan and post. The world would have probably screeched to a halt if she didn't ninja her way onto the thread.

So people got mad a Pharell for not having a black woman on his album cover. Pharell points out there is a black woman on his album cover. People are still mad at Pharell. Is it just me or does this post make zero sense?

No matter what, you people (you Jezebel) will have something to complain about so you can keep the clicks coming.
Yawn.