That's the strangest theory I've heard yet.

"Extremely caucasian?"

Oddly, I happened to watch this movie two days ago...

More like the sound of someone vanishing up their own ass.

I'd wear them, but then I'd want to get the white part all grubby so they don't look so weird.

Try and hold more than one thought in your head for a minute.

How about don't read hangin' with seneca crane's comments then

I'm concerned that the cats have learned to use Facebook, but at least they haven't mastered "their" and "there" or "were" and "where."

tycoon noun \tī-ˈkün\ : a very wealthy and powerful business person

Peach consumption is a daring endeavor.

Meghan McCain Is "Violently Uncomfortable" With Artificial Wombs

Go remove your lock. Remove some others while you're there.

The first thing one should ask one's self after a break-in is, "Do I know any crackheads?"

I was looking for this. Thank you.

Hello? Are you still listening? You. The person I keep talking to. Have I mentioned that I'm from 1945 yet? Oh? Well, as I said, I am from 1945. And, now, I am in the past hurrying backwards toward my future, which is the past. Or, perhaps, I'm moving sideways like that time I was in a car accident. Are you…

Would this mean, theoretically, that the President isn't African American?

Holmes has been dead longer than she's been alive, doofus. But we all appreciate your appreciation for this War Machine fellow's prowess.

I've never heard of a church (Catholic, at least) that even had enough money lying around for necessary maintenance on the building or grounds—even the more financially stable parish I grew up in had to fundraise for over a year to fix its potholes in the parking lot.

Let's agree you're all idiots.

I'm just saying that at any given moment you're talking about something related to food, people are dying somewhere. And, also, I really hated that new show Outlander. Why not talk about that?