4,276 stories (and counting) about the evils of American Apparel, and you guys are surprised when someone acts on your hate-speech.

#notallpiefuckers

And somehow Maya Angelou is a visionary...

"You know, the windy man. The long mover."

What about the Shanesha Taylors of the world?

Wake me up when you guys get around to apologizing to Jack White.

Agreed. I'm not a fan of Kate Moss, but one picture makes me "feel" "something," and the other one doesn't.

She's a gross weirdo, but that doesn't make me have a stroke.

The desire to beat some sense into any Fox person who walks out of that building is a clear indication that I need to do more deep-breathing exercises.

"A hymen for a hymen leaves the whole world unmarriageable."

You could totally not kill Mastodon. Those guys are from the ATL.

And good luck to you.

What do you want for dinner tonight? I was thinking about just ordering a pizza and waiting until you fall asleep so that I can have some "alone time."

Many people meet couples and, perhaps, consider the person they find attractive within the couple in a sexual manner.

Hi, Bob. It's me. Your boyfriend. I can't tell you in real life, but I totally watch porn. Lots of it. Some of it doesn't even have women in it. I think I like the porn people because they don't make me take a pledge that says that I won't watch porn. And they're naked. You may think our sex life is totally…

I'm going to dismiss your comment so that you only have a dozen on this thread.

Just file it under "Stereotyping Is Fun" and keep moving.

It's clearly time that RDJ sits down with his son and watches Less Than Zero.

You're probably not curing cancer at work either, but nobody comes to where you work and... Well, you know the rest.

Simmer down, internet! It's clearly not finished yet.