I prayed to Floyd last week, and now I'm making $8K a week working from home!

Had me some Ireland Haze just yesterday. Couldn't find my way to the bus stop.

I'll have what she's having.

So, the blood really is the life? Cool!

Know buddy nos her sawroes...

Sounds like very little, without punctuation, you typing canker sore.

Sounds like a bully move.

Yeah, but I'm fairly certain they were paraphrasing Gandhi.

It's cool that I've gotten under your skin somehow. Your little gang of losers can eat my dick, too.

That's easily the funniest thing you've ever posted on any Gawker site. Thanks!

You, too, psycho.

The Punishing Troubadour?

GOOD.

C'mon, Trout, I imagine you crack the wonton and let all that bad beer pour onto the weird and slightly disgusting burger. I'd eat one. Or at least try to. Where's your sense of adventure?

As a victim of intense bullying that endured years, go straight to hell.

DT, I very much enjoy your posts and regret we've come to loggerheads over this. Can we at least agree that what she did was inappropriate?

There are ways of dealing with things. I guess you'd be clapping your hands if she shot someone.

Thanks!

Fair enough. I actually like that she's said some pro-feminist stuff.

I believe it was Carrie Fisher who said, "Don't fuck with people's food." Might have been Jesus.