What if I just don't like her music? I'm not really into most "pop" stuff.

As if Bey could laugh about herself. When you're a brand, you're a brand all the way.

What does "racialize" mean in that sentence?

Sounds like there's a reason she's being picked on.

What is a "hipster" but someone looking to momentarily define themselves by whatever is the next big thing? You can't do it forever, but if you've never ridden that wave, you've missed out.

Is standardized speeling still taught in schools?

As I don't have enough money for a bunch of racehorses, I'll simply have to start giving fun names to my meager possessions. Henceforth, my stapler will be called "Lucky Tim's Uncle," my exercise bike will be known as "Tuesdays I'm Not Hungover," and my jar of bottlecaps shall answer only to "Roma Downey Junior…

I always want to have a look at your coo-coo puffs site, but it's so slow loading that I never have the patience to. Today, I got a Comic Sans headline I've already forgotten and half of a picture of your face.

As a cheap asshole thrifty person, I often find fault with food I feel I'm paying too much for. With that said, I can see how most people would believe $8 food is better than $4 food. Start comparing reactions to a $15 entree with reactions to an identical $50 one and the results might be very different.

Pretty sure her role in Falling Down dispelled that one. Yikes!

Party on, bro.

I don't know what that's supposed to mean. You've set yourself up on numerous threads as this woman's judge and frequently said that you know what women from "southern party schools" look like. Are you done fucking talking now? Is your irritable bowel syndrome preventing you from typing? Don't go off all mad, bro.…

So, you're some dumb-ass talking out of his dumb-ass, then? Good to know.

Well, now I have to like Kyra Sedgwick. Any friend of Craig's and all...

Because you're American. Congrats!

I feel the same way about black people. And asians. And latinos. And people who are left-handed.

I'm on the second string of comments and already you've said this twice. You should probably get back to your "southern party school" partying, bro. See what you can hit.

Hollywood bastards always have to make black actresses appear lighter-skinned.

...a lot of stuff rhymes with "one."

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