It's all seems so obvious now! I can't believe that never occurred to me.

I bet you look a lot like your sister. With a bunch of face surgery.

"Yep. It sucks out there."

Why shouldn't people get to acknowledge their bodies post-cancer? God knows, we hear about Lindy's daily.

"Eunice Fandiño, handed her obese son over to the foundation earlier this year..."

"but regarding men with men..."

And what about the woman sitting next to her? She's never even met Sam. Maybe Sam's Girl should move. Nobody needs someone else's pee on their textbooks.

But how would you know that she'd be pissing all over herself if it wasn't for Sam if she didn't tell you? These are the kind of warnings people need when they're sitting next to someone. Maybe she should have some cards made, too.

Why can't we just have some new episodes of So Notorious? That show was awesome.

Yeah, those "faces of molly" look a little familiar somehow.

They call me The Midnight Barber.

I didn't "diss" anyone. Apologies if my comment somehow hurt a nation's fee-fees.

It's not like she shot six tubes of tub sealant into her ass...

Don't be a dick. She's whatever she says she is. Perhaps her defense will be that she is a horse.

Thanks, Mark.

Where did this happen?

Hopefully, Wendy will pay that child support.

Tell me, what race are strippers? (Hint: all of 'em.)

If only you were serious...