She's a gross weirdo, but that doesn't make me have a stroke.

The desire to beat some sense into any Fox person who walks out of that building is a clear indication that I need to do more deep-breathing exercises.

"A hymen for a hymen leaves the whole world unmarriageable."

You could totally not kill Mastodon. Those guys are from the ATL.

And good luck to you.

What do you want for dinner tonight? I was thinking about just ordering a pizza and waiting until you fall asleep so that I can have some "alone time."

Many people meet couples and, perhaps, consider the person they find attractive within the couple in a sexual manner.

Hi, Bob. It's me. Your boyfriend. I can't tell you in real life, but I totally watch porn. Lots of it. Some of it doesn't even have women in it. I think I like the porn people because they don't make me take a pledge that says that I won't watch porn. And they're naked. You may think our sex life is totally…

I'm going to dismiss your comment so that you only have a dozen on this thread.

Just file it under "Stereotyping Is Fun" and keep moving.

It's clearly time that RDJ sits down with his son and watches Less Than Zero.

You're probably not curing cancer at work either, but nobody comes to where you work and... Well, you know the rest.

Simmer down, internet! It's clearly not finished yet.

I prayed to Floyd last week, and now I'm making $8K a week working from home!

Had me some Ireland Haze just yesterday. Couldn't find my way to the bus stop.

I'll have what she's having.

So, the blood really is the life? Cool!

Know buddy nos her sawroes...

Sounds like very little, without punctuation, you typing canker sore.

Sounds like a bully move.