Yeah, but I'm fairly certain they were paraphrasing Gandhi.

It's cool that I've gotten under your skin somehow. Your little gang of losers can eat my dick, too.

That's easily the funniest thing you've ever posted on any Gawker site. Thanks!

You, too, psycho.

The Punishing Troubadour?

GOOD.

C'mon, Trout, I imagine you crack the wonton and let all that bad beer pour onto the weird and slightly disgusting burger. I'd eat one. Or at least try to. Where's your sense of adventure?

As a victim of intense bullying that endured years, go straight to hell.

DT, I very much enjoy your posts and regret we've come to loggerheads over this. Can we at least agree that what she did was inappropriate?

There are ways of dealing with things. I guess you'd be clapping your hands if she shot someone.

Thanks!

Fair enough. I actually like that she's said some pro-feminist stuff.

I believe it was Carrie Fisher who said, "Don't fuck with people's food." Might have been Jesus.

What if I just don't like her music? I'm not really into most "pop" stuff.

As if Bey could laugh about herself. When you're a brand, you're a brand all the way.

What does "racialize" mean in that sentence?

Sounds like there's a reason she's being picked on.

What is a "hipster" but someone looking to momentarily define themselves by whatever is the next big thing? You can't do it forever, but if you've never ridden that wave, you've missed out.

Is standardized speeling still taught in schools?

As I don't have enough money for a bunch of racehorses, I'll simply have to start giving fun names to my meager possessions. Henceforth, my stapler will be called "Lucky Tim's Uncle," my exercise bike will be known as "Tuesdays I'm Not Hungover," and my jar of bottlecaps shall answer only to "Roma Downey Junior…