Finally! A toothless bill everyone can get behind.

Once he finds out you're willing to fart while in the tub, you're going to have to charge him extra.

I just don't want to find myself hoeing on a boat— that sounds like some Waterworld shit.

Dammit, Dominos! I tell you swimsuit season is just around the corner and you pull this shit?!?

I think you're right— this guy sounds like a monster. If he's not already beating her and sabotaging her birth control, he will be within the year.

I can almost recall a wee lad that Linda Carter gave all sorts of feelings to, so it's worth noting that not all of her fans are gay.

Yeah, nothing's more real than bitching about "niggas always gotta show they teeth" and refusing to smile in photos and then going on to be America's favorite movie-dad.

Everyone deserves a second chance. And a third chance. And, maybe, a fourth chance.

Further, you found it so awful, you needed to respond to the post four times.

I really hope that she's actually able to get the help she needs and to surround herself with people who care about her health.

You've become a terrific curator of great stories, UT. Keep up the great work!

I applaud this child's moxie and would like to offer her a multi-billion dollar company to run. Once she has that under her belt, Hillary will have no chance against her in 2016.

A simple numbering system would be a good solution.

What are the chances the guy who wrote this was a young brother who thought "Big Mama" was perfectly acceptable and, possibly, even complimentary?

Shortly before the arrest and subsequent mugshot, the suspect seemed less worried.

There will be still more tomorrow to not even over. We might have been better off just reading a weekly newspaper and waiting around for letters.

Goin' there. Don't care.

I always wonder if the band was in on the subversiveness of this video or if the director was having a laugh at their expense.

I googled it.

Imagine unspoiled wilderness combined with a charmingly provincial dash of cultural superiority. Plus really good bread, cheese, and wine.