French Montana sounds like an interesting place.

You probably think that guy from Extreme was the best VanHalen frontman.

One can dream...

weighing in thing, you, thanks.

I'm pretty sure it's slang for ambien. You, of all people, should know that.

That's harsh. Do you really think most people adopt/date/marry people of a different race to show off how progressive they are or are just waiting for someone to give them a "little briefcase" full of twenties?

I want the two of them to get into a "Marine Todd" competition next.

Personally, I would like to see more of Lake's Bells...errr... Lake Bell.

Does her mouth not close or is grimacing sexy now?

I believe it was Lincoln who said, "Money can't buy you class."

I wish she'd just said that she hates all the homos. Then, at least, someone would have something to bitch about.

What am I supposed to click on to read the translated passage I'm supposed to be upset by? Why isn't it here?

Why was that much funnier than it should have been?

Just in case someone doesn't know what you're talking about...

Please allow me join the rest of the world and tip my hat to you. That's some damn fine commenting.

They can't all be Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2.

K-Pax was great. You should apologize to K-Pax.

That's a damn fine story!

Shooting people is wrong. Let's shoot some people to show how it's wrong.

There's some stuff on her here: